Your Attendance is Demanded...

P and I never did Save the Dates. I mean, we were engaged for so long that people had March 13, 2010 blocked off on their calendars back in 2007.

But a lot of people make STDs. Usually they're just a nice picture of the couple and the date. But I saw this on Awkward Family Photos, and cracked up.

Yeah, that's a set of faces that says "We're getting married! Come and join our joyous celebration!"

Oh HECK no. Those faces say "YOU ARE COMING TO OUR WEDDING. YOU WILL ARRIVE EARLY. YOU WILL LEAVE AFTER WE LEAVE. YOU WILL BRING A GIFT- PREFERABLY SOMETHING FROM WILIAMS-SONOMA OR POTTERY BARN. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT."

That's a party I'd be thrilled to attend.

And on another Awkward Family Photos note, I would like to point out that as a first grader, I owned that hot pink windsuit.

Awesome.